How the pranks work!
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  1. Choose a windup from the list below.
  2. Call the jokeline number and have the victims number ready.
  3. Listen to the main menu options!
  4. Enter the number of the prank!
  5. Enter your victims telephone number, and press '#' when they answer to start the windup.
  6. Your victim will think they are speaking to a real person.
  7. Hear the phonecall and the victim's reaction in secret.
  8. Your call will end when either you or the victim hang up.
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras and may involve a call of over 5 minutes, mobiles may cost more. 16+ bill payers only. Call will appear on your bill. Provider A2B Telecom help 08700460138.
stolen phone

Your mobile has been stolen!

Someone calls the victim saying that someone has reported their mobile as being stolen. Their phone will be cut off in the next 5 minutes...
Call: 09041 94 94 94 - Prank No.1
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras
Pranks

Results from the s-e-x disease clinic!

A doctor from the local VD clinic calls your victim to tell them an ex-partner has caught something very nasty. They can't revile who the ex-partner is, but need to know if they have any symptoms...
Call: 09041 94 94 94 - Prank No.2
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras and may involve a call of over 5 minutes, cost from mobiles may vary. 16+ bill payers only. The call will appear on your bill. Service provider A2B Telecom help 08700460138.

Quentin? I want to speak to Quentin!

Your receives a call from a strange women asking to speak to Quentin. She keeps calling back and demands to know where Quentin is as she is positive this is the right number. Your victim gets several ore calls from people looking for Quentin until a very angry Quentin phones wanting know if they have taken any messages.
Call: 09041 94 94 94 - Prank No.3
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras

Phone engineer wants to test your phone!

Your victim receive a call from their network provider. Their phone has been reported faulty and needs to be tested by the exchanges voice recognition system. Would they please repeat a few stupid phrases!
Call: 09041 94 94 94 - Windup No.4
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras
Crank calls

Do you want to be on reality TV?

It's a reality TV show and they urgently need a replacement as someone has pulled out sick at the last minute. Will you're victim be game for a laugh and fall for this joke call?
Call: 09041 94 94 94 - Prank No.9
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras and may involve a call of over 5 minutes, cost from mobiles may vary. 16+ bill payers only. The call will appear on your bill. Service provider A2B Telecom help 08700460138.
Pranks

You're LIVE on the radio!

It's a producer from the local radio station and they are going to be live on the radio in 20 seconds! An ex-partner of the victim has called the show and answered three questions right. The victim then has to answer some naughty questions, if they get all 3 right they win a luxury champagne holiday with the mystery ex-partner. Oh and please mind your language because it's live..
Call: 09041 94 94 94 - Prank No.7
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras

You called me! What do you want?

The victim gets multiple prank calls from the same guy wanting to know why the victim keeps calling him. He is not a happy bunny because he is very busy...
Call: 09041 94 94 94 - Prank No.5
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras

You order is ready? Where shall we send it?

Your victim gets a call from a dodgy internet site confirming their order! They have the victims name and are going to deliver the dodgy items to their home in 10 minutes, unless... This wind up plays the victim the current time and their name!
Call: 09041 94 94 94 - Prank No.6
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras
Crank call

Messages from the dating agency!

The victim receives a call from a dating agency because someone signed them up for a dating message mailbox, and their advert has attracted many messages from others! Then the agency plays the messages back and asks your victim to record a reply...
Call: 09041 94 94 94 - Prank No.8
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras
Calls cost 1.53 per minute + network extras and may involve a call of over 5 minutes, cost from mobiles may vary. 16+ bill payers only. The call will appear on your bill. Service provider A2B Telecom help 08700460138.
Crank calls are ideal for playing practical jokes and stitching people up! Just like the calls made by Scott Mills on Radio 1 and the Jerky Boys your victim will be clueless. Our interactive joke calls are incredibly realistic and will fool everyone.

You can call our funny joke line numbers from your landline or mobile, then simply enter your victims telephone number sit back and laugh your socks off as we play a wind-up on them. These aren't just for April Fools Day , you can play a wicked prank call any time.

Prank call FAQ?

Are these legal?

Yes! As a telecom provider we operate under strict UK laws.

Will the victim know it's me?

No! The victim will not be able to trace the call. (if the service is used to harass or make nuisance calls then BT can trace the call)

Can the victim here me?

No! The caller cannot hear you laughing.

How much it will it cost?

Calls are charged at 1.53 per minute + network extras.

How long do the calls last?

Calls last as long as you want them to, the call is finished when either you or the victim hang-up.

Are you UK only?

Yes! Our service is for UK residents only.

Who is that speaking?

We use professional actors to record the calls.

How good are the calls?

Only you can be the judge of that, however 90% of our callers go on to make several more calls.